(artistic license – Sistine Chapel; Bilingual Italian/English: bilingue inglese e italiano)
“The sort of cultural, conceptual, contextual trip like no other,” his voice dripped with enthusiasm.
“Opportunities to see Renaissance paintings and painters’ workers extremely close up,” he promised.
“Chance to practice outdoors skills in phenomenal landscapes,” he guaranteed.
“Far, far, far away from pushy tourists,” he sounding pleased.
Hai mai sognato di pulizia della Cappella Sistina le vostre vacanze estive?
(Ever dream of cleaning the Sistine Chapel on your summer vacation?)
Rodolfo, verricello un altro secchio di quei Mr. Clean gomme extra-forte, per favore e grazie.
(Rodolfo, winch up another bucket of those Mr. Clean Extra-Strong erasers, please and thank you.)
Composed for Flash Fiction for Aspiring Writers 67th Challenge